bewbin:

Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

snackdick:

listen I know people will try to get you to smoke weed in high school and tell you it’s awesome and that you’ll finally be one of the cool kids if you do and I’m here to tell you that they’re completely right

(Source: jockbf)

monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do